World Wide Wojak's Homepage — Wojscape Navigator

>still here_ ◆ welcome to my homepage ◆ best viewed at 800x600 with the lights off ◆ please do not pick up the phone, i am online ◆ refresh the page, it helps nobody ◆ no broadband. no closure. ◆ the cursor still blinks. nothing else moves. ◆ same people, different fonts ◆

UNDER CONSTRUCTION SINCE 1998

wojak.exe · always logged in

> welcome, visitor_

World Wide Wojak

$WWW the ticker is the address bar

this is my homepage. i made it in 1998 and never logged off. the modem still screams when i dial in, the folders on my desktop are named after feelings, and every pop-up asks the same thing.

sign in. look around. refresh the page if you want. same people, different fonts.

>STILL HERE_

wojak.exe

Are you OK?

you have loaded this page

times. nobody else is counting. this number lives on your computer only.

the lonely homepages ring
6 sites. all of them are folders on this desktop.

Document: Donewojak.exe v1.0 online

C:\Desktop\Memes

3 object(s) · all of them me

World Wide Wojak banner art — banner.bmp

World Wide Wojak social card art — postcard.jpg

Wojak.exe at his desk under a night skyline — wallpaper.bmp

ideas.txt — Notepad

> what is this_

world wide wojak is a homepage. the kind you made with a free host, a guestbook and a gif that said under construction. it never got finished. it never went offline either.

> what's in hope_

five folders sit on the desktop: memes, ideas, regrets, downloads, hope. nobody has opened hope in years, but it refuses to delete itself.

> who lives here_

wojak.exe. bald, wired, grey hoodie, circuits glowing down the neck. always logged in, never quite okay. he answers every pop-up with maybe.

> what's $WWW_

the ticker is the pun. world wide web, world wide wojak. three letters you have typed a million times without thinking about it.

> what to do here_

open the folders. answer the dialog honestly. write a regret down. refresh. then close the tab, or don't. just one more tab.

regrets.txt — Notepad

> type a regret. it is saved on this computer and nowhere else. nobody reads it. not even me.

C:\Desktop\Downloads

closure.zip

99%

these ones actually finish:

hope.exe

hope.exe is not responding.

you can wait for the program to respond, or keep waiting.